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May 30th, 2013 @ 10:04 pm

“What kind of Asian are you?”

Bless this.
Bless it.

I’m marrying this video. I want it on a t-shirt.

So accurate I folded over sideways onto my desk and watched from between my fingers clutched over my eyeballsockets

ALL THE AWARDS.

via fozmeadowspkpowestelofimladris221dontbdeadtyleroakley

Reblogged from What Happens Next: A Gallimaufry.

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Oct 25th, 2012 @ 6:04 pm

The 15 Best Teen Sex Comedies

*As much as I love art films, I am consistently drawn to Teen Sex Comedies. I know the genre is immature and played out but I don’t care. These movies always make me laugh.

I’ve spent years refining my taste in comedy so I wish I could explain why there is still nothing funnier to me than raunchy teen failures.

Here are 15 of the best teen sex comedies. Gear up for some gross adventures.

American Pie (1999)

I might be the only person amped to see American Reunion. So what is there to say about its granddaddy American Pie? I saw it when I was way too young and it led me to believe sex was just a big ol’ mess 24/7. This actually damaged me less than every “sex-should-be-perfect” romantic movie.

There were no high expectations in danger of being deflated after seeing Jason Biggs put his dong in a pastry. That day, I became a realist.

Animal House (1978)

Animal House is the ruler of all teen sex comedies. If I were Stefan from SNL, I’d say, “This movie has everything: college antics, toga parties, frat guys, cougar sex, John Belushi, accidentally frenching a tween, vomiting on professors…” and leave it at that.

The Girl Next Door (2004)

The Girl Next Door flew out of theaters, hardly making an impact because the marketing for this cute little movie played like it was all genitals and no heart. Sure, a bunch of nerds take porn stars to the prom, but there’s also a sweet, non-judgey lesson in the end!

Losin’ It (1983)

Most people’s favorite Tom Cruise sex comedy is Risky Business but like Jamie Foxx once sang, “let’s get unpredictable.” Cruise, a high schooler heading to Mexico to lose his virginity, is still pre-Katie Holmes, pre-Scientology levels of hot. There’s no subway train sex, but it’s still pretty great.

Easy A (2010)

Patricia Clarkson. Stanley Tucci. Emma Stone. Dan Humphrey. 80s nostalgia. Perfection.

Van Wilder (2002)

The early ’00s were ridiculous. Tara Reid was still a viable leading lady. Future President of the United States Kal Penn was a sexually-incapable Indian stereotype. A bunch of d-bags ate dog semen hidden inside desserts. (I still retch thinking about this scene. Great work, Van Wilder.)

10 Things I Hate About You (1999)

It’s not really a raunchy sex comedy but David Krumholtz does get a penis drawn on his face in public. I’m gonna count it.

Porky’s (1982)

The 80s were prime time for teen sex comedies, but Porky’s is the one that inspired them all. Losing your virginity as a be-all-end-all to high school? Check. Prostitutes? Check. Peeping on girls in the locker room shower as an endearing adolescent activity? Yikes. Reluctant check.

Revenge of the Nerds (1984)

A total classic. There’s Greek life, panty raids, toplessness, and general sexual tomfoolery. But the older I get, the more problems I have with the iconic Darth Vader mask sex scene. I mean…it ends up okay and is supposed to be a triumph for the nerds, but like, she doesn’t know it’s him so…um, I can’t fully get on board. I’m all for the nerd protagonists getting their Ds wet, but not at the expense of a lady’s consent. Once again, double yikes.

Road Trip (2000)/Eurotrip (2004)

These movies are different, but I always equate them like Eurotrip is a sequel to Road Trip. (Is it? Wait, no… right?) Highlights: A brother and sister make out! Mishaps involving videotaped sex! DJ Qualls! Scotty Doesn’t Know!

Lesson: Basically if you travel anywhere, crazy sex is going to happen.

Eating Out (2004)

Let’s talk gay teen sex comedies. First of all, they exist! Eating Out is one wacky LGBTQ college misunderstanding after another. Come for the premise, stay for the fantastically weird phone sex scene. (Youtube it!)

Not Another Teen Movie (2001)

Don’t care. So bad. SO funny. You know you pause when it’s re-running on Comedy Central.

The Last American Virgin (1982)

This movie is so 80s it’s listening to Flock of Seagulls and doing cocaine as you read this. Moral of the story: deliver pizzas to a lonely lady and she’ll probably have sex with you and your friends? Or at least, your friends. Sorry, nerd. Try a Vader mask next time? Or actually, please don’t.

Fast Times at Ridgemont High (1982)

Everyone talks about Phoebe Cates in the red bikini and bumbling Sean Penn, but some serious issues are tackled in Ridgemont. There’s premature ejaculation! Everyone’s high! Jennifer Jason Leigh gets an abortion! You crazy kids!

Superbad (2007)

…AND THEN — OH GOD — SHE GETS HER PERIOD ON HIS PANTS. GUYS. I CAN’T. I’M DONE.

*Btw, I have to add in Can’t Hardly Wait. Another classic.

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Oct 14th, 2012 @ 2:58 pm

Onion Talks

Yes, the Onion is launching a series of fake TED Talks. Series starts October 17 on YouTube.

via futurejournalismproject

*Cannot wait.

Reblogged from The FJP.

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Aug 29th, 2012 @ 6:37 pm

'The To Do List' Trailer

Starring Aubrey Plaza, THE TO DO LIST follows the story of Brandy Klark (Plaza), a Type-A, overachiever who comes up with a “to-do list” featuring all the risqué extra-curricular activities she missed out on in high school and wants to complete before college. Rachel Bilson, Bill Hader, Andy Samberg, Scott Porter, Connie Britton, Clark Gregg, Christopher Mintz-Plasse, Donald Glover, Johnny Simmons, Sarah Steele and Alia Shawkat co-star in the film.

*This is now my most anticipated film. Cast looks great. So stoked for this.

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Aug 23rd, 2012 @ 10:12 pm

DailyGrace teaches you 101 WAYS TO SAY NO TO SEX.

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Reblogged from I'm Grace Helbig.

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Aug 7th, 2012 @ 11:11 pm

“Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I’ll go over to the persons house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I’m gone, but you know what I’ve left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife stuck in the side of it’s head with a note that says “You.” After that I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done”

Jack Handey

Of Deep Thoughts

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Reblogged from MIND SWEEPER.

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Jul 19th, 2012 @ 6:59 am

‘Sleepwalk With Me’ Trailer

Mike Birbiglia‘s Sleepwalk With Me, an autobiographical romantic comedy about a man’s struggle to become a stand-up comedian. Only thing is, he has a dangerous penchant to sleepwalk. Comedian Birbiglia co-wrote, stars in and directs the film which also features Lauren Ambrose, Carol Kane, James Rebhorn, Marc Maron and others. Sleepwalk With Me won the Audience Award at the 2012 Sundance Film Festival and hits theaters beginning August 24.

*Gotta love Mike Birbiglia. This looks good.

(Source: slashfilm.com)

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May 17th, 2012 @ 6:25 am

Ken Marino Gives “The Bachelor” The Parody It Very Much Deserves

"Burning Love" is produced by Ben Stiller, but also boasts an impressive cast: Kristen Bell, Adam Scott, Malin Ackerman, Michael Ian Black, among others.


(Source: BuzzFeed)

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Apr 19th, 2012 @ 4:54 pm

Shia LaBeouf” by Rob Cantor

A song about Shia LaBeouf: mass murdering, cannibalistic superstar

This cautionary tale is about wandering in Shia LaBeouf’s woods at night. One part comedy, two parts spooky: look out, it might happen to you!

(Source: Boing Boing / Rob Cantor)

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@ 6:00 am

"Hot Problems" by Double Take

"We’re Just Like You, Except We’re Hot"

This is a joke, right? God I hope it’s a joke.

*If it’s real, this is sad but hilarious. If it’s a joke, I’m impressed at the terrible lyrics and delivery. Not sure what to make of it.

(Source: thehighdefinite.com)

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