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Oct 25th, 2012 @ 6:04 pm

The 15 Best Teen Sex Comedies

*As much as I love art films, I am consistently drawn to Teen Sex Comedies. I know the genre is immature and played out but I don’t care. These movies always make me laugh.

I’ve spent years refining my taste in comedy so I wish I could explain why there is still nothing funnier to me than raunchy teen failures.

Here are 15 of the best teen sex comedies. Gear up for some gross adventures.

American Pie (1999)

I might be the only person amped to see American Reunion. So what is there to say about its granddaddy American Pie? I saw it when I was way too young and it led me to believe sex was just a big ol’ mess 24/7. This actually damaged me less than every “sex-should-be-perfect” romantic movie.

There were no high expectations in danger of being deflated after seeing Jason Biggs put his dong in a pastry. That day, I became a realist.

Animal House (1978)

Animal House is the ruler of all teen sex comedies. If I were Stefan from SNL, I’d say, “This movie has everything: college antics, toga parties, frat guys, cougar sex, John Belushi, accidentally frenching a tween, vomiting on professors…” and leave it at that.

The Girl Next Door (2004)

The Girl Next Door flew out of theaters, hardly making an impact because the marketing for this cute little movie played like it was all genitals and no heart. Sure, a bunch of nerds take porn stars to the prom, but there’s also a sweet, non-judgey lesson in the end!

Losin’ It (1983)

Most people’s favorite Tom Cruise sex comedy is Risky Business but like Jamie Foxx once sang, “let’s get unpredictable.” Cruise, a high schooler heading to Mexico to lose his virginity, is still pre-Katie Holmes, pre-Scientology levels of hot. There’s no subway train sex, but it’s still pretty great.

Easy A (2010)

Patricia Clarkson. Stanley Tucci. Emma Stone. Dan Humphrey. 80s nostalgia. Perfection.

Van Wilder (2002)

The early ’00s were ridiculous. Tara Reid was still a viable leading lady. Future President of the United States Kal Penn was a sexually-incapable Indian stereotype. A bunch of d-bags ate dog semen hidden inside desserts. (I still retch thinking about this scene. Great work, Van Wilder.)

10 Things I Hate About You (1999)

It’s not really a raunchy sex comedy but David Krumholtz does get a penis drawn on his face in public. I’m gonna count it.

Porky’s (1982)

The 80s were prime time for teen sex comedies, but Porky’s is the one that inspired them all. Losing your virginity as a be-all-end-all to high school? Check. Prostitutes? Check. Peeping on girls in the locker room shower as an endearing adolescent activity? Yikes. Reluctant check.

Revenge of the Nerds (1984)

A total classic. There’s Greek life, panty raids, toplessness, and general sexual tomfoolery. But the older I get, the more problems I have with the iconic Darth Vader mask sex scene. I mean…it ends up okay and is supposed to be a triumph for the nerds, but like, she doesn’t know it’s him so…um, I can’t fully get on board. I’m all for the nerd protagonists getting their Ds wet, but not at the expense of a lady’s consent. Once again, double yikes.

Road Trip (2000)/Eurotrip (2004)

These movies are different, but I always equate them like Eurotrip is a sequel to Road Trip. (Is it? Wait, no… right?) Highlights: A brother and sister make out! Mishaps involving videotaped sex! DJ Qualls! Scotty Doesn’t Know!

Lesson: Basically if you travel anywhere, crazy sex is going to happen.

Eating Out (2004)

Let’s talk gay teen sex comedies. First of all, they exist! Eating Out is one wacky LGBTQ college misunderstanding after another. Come for the premise, stay for the fantastically weird phone sex scene. (Youtube it!)

Not Another Teen Movie (2001)

Don’t care. So bad. SO funny. You know you pause when it’s re-running on Comedy Central.

The Last American Virgin (1982)

This movie is so 80s it’s listening to Flock of Seagulls and doing cocaine as you read this. Moral of the story: deliver pizzas to a lonely lady and she’ll probably have sex with you and your friends? Or at least, your friends. Sorry, nerd. Try a Vader mask next time? Or actually, please don’t.

Fast Times at Ridgemont High (1982)

Everyone talks about Phoebe Cates in the red bikini and bumbling Sean Penn, but some serious issues are tackled in Ridgemont. There’s premature ejaculation! Everyone’s high! Jennifer Jason Leigh gets an abortion! You crazy kids!

Superbad (2007)

…AND THEN — OH GOD — SHE GETS HER PERIOD ON HIS PANTS. GUYS. I CAN’T. I’M DONE.

*Btw, I have to add in Can’t Hardly Wait. Another classic.

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Oct 14th, 2012 @ 2:58 pm

Onion Talks

Yes, the Onion is launching a series of fake TED Talks. Series starts October 17 on YouTube.

via futurejournalismproject

*Cannot wait.

Reblogged from The FJP.

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Aug 29th, 2012 @ 6:37 pm

‘The To Do List’ Trailer

Starring Aubrey Plaza, THE TO DO LIST follows the story of Brandy Klark (Plaza), a Type-A, overachiever who comes up with a “to-do list” featuring all the risqué extra-curricular activities she missed out on in high school and wants to complete before college. Rachel Bilson, Bill Hader, Andy Samberg, Scott Porter, Connie Britton, Clark Gregg, Christopher Mintz-Plasse, Donald Glover, Johnny Simmons, Sarah Steele and Alia Shawkat co-star in the film.

*This is now my most anticipated film. Cast looks great. So stoked for this.

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Aug 23rd, 2012 @ 10:12 pm

DailyGrace teaches you 101 WAYS TO SAY NO TO SEX.

via gracehelbig

Reblogged from .

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Aug 7th, 2012 @ 11:11 pm

“Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I’ll go over to the persons house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I’m gone, but you know what I’ve left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife stuck in the side of it’s head with a note that says “You.” After that I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done”

Jack Handey

Of Deep Thoughts

(via memorygraves)

Reblogged from MIND SWEEPER.

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Jul 19th, 2012 @ 6:59 am

‘Sleepwalk With Me’ Trailer

Mike Birbiglia‘s Sleepwalk With Me, an autobiographical romantic comedy about a man’s struggle to become a stand-up comedian. Only thing is, he has a dangerous penchant to sleepwalk. Comedian Birbiglia co-wrote, stars in and directs the film which also features Lauren Ambrose, Carol Kane, James Rebhorn, Marc Maron and others. Sleepwalk With Me won the Audience Award at the 2012 Sundance Film Festival and hits theaters beginning August 24.

*Gotta love Mike Birbiglia. This looks good.

(Source: slashfilm.com)

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May 17th, 2012 @ 6:25 am

Ken Marino Gives “The Bachelor” The Parody It Very Much Deserves

“Burning Love” is produced by Ben Stiller, but also boasts an impressive cast: Kristen Bell, Adam Scott, Malin Ackerman, Michael Ian Black, among others.


(Source: BuzzFeed)

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Apr 19th, 2012 @ 4:54 pm

Shia LaBeouf” by Rob Cantor

A song about Shia LaBeouf: mass murdering, cannibalistic superstar

This cautionary tale is about wandering in Shia LaBeouf’s woods at night. One part comedy, two parts spooky: look out, it might happen to you!

(Source: Boing Boing / Rob Cantor)

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@ 6:00 am

“Hot Problems” by Double Take

“We’re Just Like You, Except We’re Hot”

This is a joke, right? God I hope it’s a joke.

*If it’s real, this is sad but hilarious. If it’s a joke, I’m impressed at the terrible lyrics and delivery. Not sure what to make of it.

(Source: thehighdefinite.com)

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Apr 8th, 2012 @ 10:45 am

Splitsider's Guide to LA's Comedy Scene

*I absolutely adore Meltdown and UCB. I need to check out some of these other shows. This list is extensive and awesome. Gotta keep up with this stuff.

Here are some highlights from LA’s comedy landscape:

Best Weekly Shows

Arranged in chronological order, Mon.-Sun.

Best Monthly, Biweekly, and Irregular Shows:

Venues

Comedy Store: This historic stand-up venue is one-third of L.A.’s trifecta of big mainstream comedy clubs (the other two are listed right below). Founded by Pauly Shore’s dad and operated by Pauly Shore’s mom, the Comedy Store features popular big-name acts every week.

The Hollywood Improv: One of many West Coast branches of the Improv comedy club chain, the Hollywood location boasts one of the most historic stages in the L.A. area. The Improv also operates another room right next to it called The Lab, which features an eclectic lineup of new and experimental shows booked by the incomparable Jamie Flam.

The Improv owns franchises at strip malls all across the Greater L.A. Area, including venues in Brea, Ontario, and Irvine. There’s no better environment for comedy than a strip mall.

Laugh Factory: The final member of L.A.’s trio of mainstream stand-up juggernauts, the Laugh Factory has occupied a prime piece of real estate on the Sunset Strip since the late 70s. Stand-ups like Kevin Nealon, Tom Arnold, and Tim Allen are regulars here, and the club is also home to a lot of talented lesser-known acts.

The Groundlings Theatre: Historic improv and sketch club that birthed the careers of Hall of Famers like Phil Hartman, Paul Reubens, and Laraine Newman, as well as more recent comedy stars like Will Ferrell, Kristen Wiig, and Chris Parnell. The Groundlings was the main LA venue that SNL pulled its cast members from before the UCB arrived in town, but it’s still a fervent breeding ground for comedic talent with a list of recent alumni that includes Oscar nominee Melissa McCarthy, Oscar-winner Jim Rash, and SNL’s Taran Killam.

UCB Theatre: The hub of LA’s alt-comedy community, UCB features cheap or free improv, sketch, and stand-up shows every night of the week. In addition to those listed at the top of the piece, you can’t go wrong with excellent improv shows/groups like Shitty Jobs, Facebook, Soundtrack, Convoy, Hot Sauce, and Sentimental Lady and the monthly sketch shows The Midnight Show and Sketchcram. No show is more than $10. The UCB’s prices make every other club in town look bad.

iO West Theater: The West Coast branch of the iO theater, this improv-centric venue boasts three stages and hosts a spectacular comedy festival every year (see below). For one of iO West’s best, check out The Armando Show on Saturday nights.

Nerdist Theater: The stage in the backroom of the comic book store Meltdown Comics, the Nerdist (or NerdMelt) Theater is a recently-opened venue that hosts live (mostly stand-up) shows seven nights a week. NerdMelt features monthly shows from Dana Gould and Dan Harmon, Kevin Allison’s Risk! Storytelling shows, and the wildly (and deservedly) popular stand-up showcase The Meltdown with Jonah and Kumail.

The Ice House: A folk music club in the 60s that was converted to a comedy club in the 70s, the Ice House is one of the oldest comedy venues in town and a great place to find live mainstream stand-up.

The Second City Hollywood: The West Coast branch of the famed Second City theater isn’t as popular as rival improv and sketch havens like Groundlings, UCB, and iO, but it’s still one of the best places in town to see comedy in the Second City mold.

The Little Modern Theater: A new small theater in Hollywood that hosts comedy shows of all stripes. The Little Modern features a diverse array of popular and new shows like the popular monthly stand-up/sketch hybrid Hamclown, Dominic Dierkes’s live podcast The Anytime Show, Eliza Skinner and DC Pierson’s stand-up showcase Magic Bag, and the new indie improv show Hot Improv Nights.

Other places that occasionally host comedy shows

Downtown Independent: Home to Holy Fuck, a free weekly stand-up show that’s a cornerstone of Downtown L.A.’s burgeoning comedy scene, and Dan Harmon and Rob Schrab’s long-running monthly film festival Channel 101.

The Comedy & Magic Club: A club that offers exactly what its name promises — stand-ups and magicians. Members of the old guard like Jerry Seinfeld and Ray Romano have performed here frequently, and you can see Jay Leno play this club (doing comedy, not magic) every Sunday if that’s something you want to subject yourself to.

Largo at the Coronet: The music and comedy venue Largo was a bastion of the L.A. alt-comedy community in the 90s before being relocated to the Coronet Theater in 2008. Largo features regular comedy shows from Paul F. Tompkins, Nick Offerman, Sarah Silverman, and Jeff Garlin’s conversation series in which he sits down and chats with comedy luminaries like Judd Apatow, Tim & Eric, and Larry David.

The Palace Restaurant: The Chinese restaurant The Palace in Los Feliz hosts amazing stand-up shows every Thursday night. Even-numbered Thursdays host the show Comedy Palace, which has featured big-name guests like Kyle Kinane, Patton Oswalt, and Matt Braunger, and odd-numbered Thursdays feature the aptly-titled show Odd Thursdays, which I blurbed above. The Palace is also home to an open mic night every Monday night.

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